• Golden Draak (Van Steenberge, Brouwerij, Belgium) - Old-time Flemish pirates used to get wasted on this stuff out at sea. Then they would raid British ships and steal every packet of crisps. A bit sweet, sort of bitter, very strong (over 10% alc by volume).
• Cherish Raspberry (Van Steenberge, Brouwerij, Belgium) - One of those really sweet lambics. The ladies dig it (see Klake below).
• Tomas Watkins OSB (Tomas Watkin, Britain) - I like a bitter beer, from time to time.
• Chocolate Stout (Fort Collins Brewing, Colorado) - I was hoping to find Youngs & Co.'s Double Chocolate Stout, but I couldn't locate their booth at the fest. This is an okay substitute, but I do find myself wondering about the Youngs.
• Black Jack Porter (Left Hand, Colorado) - Porter is a very tasty sort of beer. This is a porter, therefore it is very tasty. The color is almost completely black.
• Fat Tire Amber (New Belgium Brewing, Colorado) - My first taste of the day. An enjoyable start, and I got a free bottle opener!

Klake:

• Cherish Raspberry (Van Steenberge, Brouwerij, Belgium) - So tasty and sweet, she had two
• Cwrw Hâf (Tomas Watkin, Britain) Tasted like beer
• Black Dog Raspberry Wheat (Flying Dog, Colorado) Tasted like beer
• Deep Cover Brown (Left Hand, Colorado) Tasted like beer
• Mother Ship Wit (New Belgium Brewing, Colorado) Tasted like beer

Plake:

• Breast Milk (Breasts, Iowa) - Sweet and fatty, this drink is like a meal.

Plake was a very good boy throughout the event. He chilled out in his carrier, and made quite a few (slightly tipsy) friends. In case you are wondering, his drink came out of a bottle. Klake isn't into public displays of her boobs, unlike the 11-foot-tall Teutonic statue of a girl in a slutty version of traditional German dress who was wandering around the fest. Her butt peeked out from under the skirt. (Note to J.H. - Yes, this was awesome.)

• Lapsang Souchong China black tea loose leaf 4oz (Pictured right - Smokey!)
• Scottish Breakfast tea loose leaf 4oz (Sounds fun - described as "malty" and "robust")

And then, to get the order up to the $10 required for free shipping, I decided to experiment with a selection of various, British, flavored crisps:

• Walker's Steak & Onion Potato Crisps (As vegetarian as McDonald's fries)
  
• Walker's Roast Chicken Potato Crisps (Can't be any weirder than Chicken in a Biscuit, from right here in the U.S.A.)
  
• Walker's Monster Munch Pickled Onion Potato Crisps (The item name says "potato", but the listing says "corn". Either way you look at it, it unmistakably says "pickled onion"!)
  
• Walker's Prawn Cocktail Potato Crisps (From Wikipedia: "Prawns are distinguished from the superficially similar shrimp by the gill structure which is branching in prawns... but is lamellar in shrimp.")
  
• Walker's Sensations Thai Sweet Chili Potato Crisps (Just pour on some flat lager with cigarette butts in it and you have Dave Lister's morning bowl of cereal.)