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Thursday, May 01, 2008
EMAIL B Y GOD'S OWN GRACE
posted by clake at 9:58 AM
I just got this mess of a spam email in my work inbox. I couldn't even read all the way through it, yet I feel the need to post it here for all to see:HELLO MY DEAR ,
I STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT THIS MAIL MUST GET AT YOU BY GOD'S GRACE, AS I DO NOT KNOW YOU IN PERSON
AND NOT QUITE SURE OF YOUR CURRENT TEL/FAX NUMBER FOR ME TO BE SURE, BUT I KNOW HOW I MANAGE TO
GET THIS MAIL ADDRESS WHICH I USED TO COMMUNICATE YOU.
HOWEVER, I AM SISTER MRS. JOYCE EZE A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN, LEADER OF THE CENTER FOR ALL WORKERS
ASSEMBLY GOSPEL AND WORKING WITH THE NATIONS APEX BANK; ACCOUNTING UNIT/TELEX DEPARTMENT CENTRAL
BANK OF NIGERIA .
MY AIM OF WRITING IS NOT TO KNOW YOU AS I HAVE NO INTEREST OF KNOWING YOU AND WOULD NOT LIKE TO
KNOW YOU UNLESS IF NEEDS BE. BUT I AM TELLING YOU THIS BASED ON MY BELIEVE AS A CHRISTIAN WHO
DOES NOT LIKE EVIL Of CHEATING AND WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE CALLED FOR EXPLANATION AS A RESULT OF
THIS INFORMATION I AM GIVING TO YOU . BUT I AM TELLING YOU THIS BASE ON MY BELIEVE AS A CHRISTIAN
WHO DOES NOT LIKE EVIL OR CHEATING AND WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE CALLED FOR EXPLANATION AS A RESULT OF
THIS INFORMATION I AM GIVING TO YOU BELOW. AS A CHRISTIAN, I BELIEVE THAT ANYMAN/WOMAN IS MY BROTHER/SISTER ACCORDING TO MY BELIEVE AS A CHRISTIAN IRRESPECTIVE OF WHERE YOU MUST HAVE COME
FROM OR WORSHIP BECAUSE ALL OF US ARE ONE IN ONE LORD. THIS INFORMATION IS AS REGARDS TO YOUR
PAYMENT IN NIGERIA.
NOW AS I AM CONTACTING YOU, PAYMENTS ARE GOING ON TO THOSE THAT ARE AWARE OF THIS INFORMATION
BECAUSE THISINFORMATION WAS NOT GAZZETED TO THE PUBLIC AWARENESS.THESE EXERCISES HAVE STARTED FOR SOMETIME NOW BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PRANKS SOME CORRUPT OFFICIALS IN THE CENTRAL BANK THAT
DIVERTED YOUR FUNDS TO A BANK IN SWITZERLAND . FROM THE INFORMATION,THE SECRETARY OF PROBE PANEL
AND VERIFICATION ON CONTRACT AND NEXT OF KIN MATTERS, THAT THE CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE AND SOME OTHER OFFICIALS SUMMED UP WITH TO DIVERT YOUR FUNDS.
THIS INFORMATION AS A RESULT OF MY RECENT DEPARTMENTAL RESEARCH AND I CALLED THEN TO QUESTION BUT
THEY TRIED TO BRIBE ME,BUT I REFUSED BECAUSE I AM A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN. I HAVE TO INFORM YOU
THAT YOUR! FUNDS INTEREST AT A TUNE OF USD$22.3MILLION WAS TRANSFERRED INTO A SWISS ACCOUNT
PROVIDED BY A FAKE LAWYER PORTRAYEDHIMSELF TO BE YOUR LAWYER.I MUST INFORM YOU THAT THE
OFFICERSINVOLVED ARE ALWAYS IN COMMUNICATION WITH YOU, SO YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING WITH THEM AND DO NOT TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE TRANSFER SINCE WE HAVE AN EVIDENCE AT
HAND,HEREBYADVISED YOU TO CONTACT THE AUTHORIZED C.B.N SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IN TEMA GHANA
WHOM ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR PAYMENT AND THE APPROVED LAWYER ATTACHED TO THE SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IN THE NAME OF MR.CLEMENT OBED AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO HIM AS YOUR FILE WAS SENT TO HIM
ON THE 4TH APRIL 2007 AND WHEN CONTACTING THE LAWYER QUOTE YOUR FILE REFERENCE NUMBER A010-2007
HE IS THE FINAL STONE THAT BREAKS THE CAMELS BACK.
MY ADVICE TO YOU BASED ON THIS INFORMATION IS THAT YOU SHOULD BOLDLY CALL MR. CLEMENT OBED THE
LAWYER AT THE SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY ON HIS DIRECT EMAIL TELEPHONE NUMBER .HE IS THE PERSON
IN CHARGE OF ALL THE LEGAL CLEARANCES FOR THIS ON-GOING PAYMENT EXERCISE AND ASK HIM THATTHE SHOULD HELP YOU IN MAKING SURE YOUR FUND IS PAID TO IMMEDIATELY AND DO THE CHANGES TO
MOVE YOUR FUNDS TO YOUR ORIGINAL ACCOUNT AND FOLLOW HIS DIRECTIVES.
HE MIGHT WANT TO KNOW HOW COME YOU GOT HIS DIRECT EMAIL, YOU CAN TELL HIM ANYTHING (PLEASE, DONÃ
QUOTE ME) BUT INSIST THAT HE SHOULD HELP YOU IN MAKING SURE YOUR PAYMENT IS DONE, AND FOR MORE
CLARIFICATION OR TO ENSURE HIM THAT YOU REALLY KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING QUOTE THE FOLLOWING CODE NO: FGN/PMG/CBN-X342XTW2004 UNDER CATEGORY'C' I.E. YOUR CODE (PLEASE THIS
INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED).
I BELIEVE THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY, HE WILL ASK YOU TO FORWARD YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION AND
BANK CO-ORDINATES TO HIM FOR HIS PROCESSES AS HE WILL DIRECT YOU PROPERLY ON HOW TO FOLLOW UP FOR
YOUR FUND TO BE MADE TO YOU WITHOUT FURTHER STRESS. IF YOU CONTACT HIM I WILL KNOW BECAUSE HE MUST CONTACT MY OFFICE FOR YOUR INFORMATION RE-CONFIRMATION RECORDS. SO GO AHEAD AND CALL HIM
NOW AND DON'TBE AFRAID OF HIM OR ANYBODY AS YOU ARE BLESSED, ANY PERSON APART FROM HIM IS
DEFINITELY A FRAUD.
REMAIN BLESSED IN THE LORD.
YOURS SINCERELY,
MRS. JOYCE EZE Is this one spam email, or a freight train crashing into a room full of spammers?
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