• Me wearing eye makeup and getting smacked around by my future wife
• SUV-as-airplace-cockpit low budget goodness
• A girl getting stabbed to death with a banana
• Esplosions
• A blissed-out teen exclaiming, "I like dirt! I like dirt!"

I wish I could explain my utter failure to sound evil and intimidating? Maybe that was just an odd acting choice I made.

Director: I need you to sound like an evil, dictatorial sadist.

Me: Sure thing! Sort of a "Katherine Hepburn" thing, right? I real "woman scorned" type.

Director: Not exactly.

Me: More of a "Katherine Hepburn inhales helium" sort of thing? I see where you're going with this. Nice. "Katherine Hepburn's little sister - and she's pissed!"